Hilo Community Players announce AUDITIONS for
THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND
By Tom Stoppard
Directed by Sean Douglas
AUDITIONS at the Keawe Theater (280 Keawe St.) in Hilo
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
7:30-9:30pm
&
Wednesday, February 25, 2026
7:30-9:30pm
*You may attend both days, however only one day is required*

Audition Notice – The Real Inspector Hound
By Tom Stoppard
Directed by Sean Douglas
Audition Dates:
February 24 and 25 from 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM
Please arrive prior to the auditions start time
Location:
The Keawe Theater (280 Keawe St., Hilo)
Performance Dates:
April 24-May 10
Hilo Community Players is excited to announce Tom Stoppard’s The Real Inspector Hound. Join us for a journey into a sharp and witty (mis)adventure in a world where reality and fiction crash into each other with hilarious results. This clever whodunit is fast, absurd, and will leave you dizzy with its quick dialogue and unexpected shenanigans.
Audition Details:
- Sides will provided at auditions (Monologues under 2 minutes are also acceptable, but not required)
- British accents are encouraged, but also not required
- We will accept Headshots and Resumes if you bring them, but forms will be collected from all auditionees
Roles Available:
- Moon – A second-string theatre critic, philosophical and insecure.
- Birdboot – A theatre critic with a wandering eye and a flair for drama.
- Mrs. Drudge – The housekeeper, master of ominous exposition.
- Simon Gascoyne – The charming but suspicious newcomer.
- Felicity Cunningham – Young, glamorous, and possibly in danger.
- Cynthia Muldoon – Elegant lady of the house with a tragic past.
- Major Magnus Muldoon – Mysterious, wheelchair-bound brother of the late Lord Muldoon.
- Inspector Hound – The detective determined to solve the case… or is he?
Questions? Contact hilocommunityplayers@gmail.com
THE REAL INSPECTOR HOUND is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Dramatists Play Service.
www.concordtheatricals.com
